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October 17, 2017
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Legion of Renob Season 2 Retrospective

As soon as Season 2 came to a close, the boys and I got together and talked about our experience. We had a good time, and we hope you did too!

Starring: Andrew, Chris, Clark, Tony, and Winston

October 10, 2017
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Legion of Renob Episode 2d46: To Kill a King (Finale!) Part 2

Long live the King! Part 2 of 2. Also, stick around after the theme for some at the tavern talk!

Starring: Andrew as Mizetto the Dwarven Cleric, Chris as Dragonface the Dragonborn Fighter, Tony as the High King Seebo the Wizard Gnome, Winston as Lenny Swifthands the Half-Elf Rogue, and Clark as the Dee Em

October 10, 2017
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Legion of Renob Episode 2d45: To Kill a King (Finale!) Part 1

Long Live the King! Part 1 of 2

Starring: Andrew as Mizetto the Dwarven Cleric, Chris as Dragonface the Dragonborn Fighter, Tony as the High King Seebo the Wizard Gnome, and Clark as the GM

October 3, 2017
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Legion of Renob Episode 2d44: Just Like Old Times

“You came here to kill us, and now you’re back with us. Just like oooooold tiiiiimes.” ~Dragonface

Face the gang as they plan the final attack. Expect the finale next week!

Starring: Tony as the High King Seebo, Andrew as Mizetto, Chris as Dragonface, Winston as Lenny Swifthands, and Clark as the DM

September 26, 2017
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Legion of Renob Episode 2d43: Loose Ends Part 2

The second part of the loose ends episode. Will the gang be able to get to the King Eternal without dying? Probably.

Starring the same people as part 1, listen to that first!

Also support us by buying 15 more episodes of our extra season! Tony’s ‘Stache on Bandcamp

September 26, 2017
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Legion of Renob Episode 2d42: Loose Ends Part 1

The gang faces an old foe. And then a few more old foes. One of which has sticks for hands.

Starring: Winston as Lenny Swifthands, Andrew as Mizetto, Chris as Dragonface, Tony as High King Seebo, and Clark as the PAGE MASTER

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September 19, 2017
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Legion of Renob Episode 2d41: The Dumbest War Council

The gang gets together with the resistance and the leaders of the other armies now converging on the Land Eternal after the defense grid was knocked out. Professional courtesy is not something these boys get.

Starring: Andrew as Mizetto, Winston as Lenny, Tony as Seebo, Chris as Dragonface, and Clark as the DM

Also, enjoy this excellent drawing of Truce-Breaker by Bane of Kings!

September 12, 2017
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Legion of Renob Episode 2d40: The Return of the Spooky Kabuki

The Legion fights an old foe from 24 episodes ago. Mizetto rolls high initiative and basically does everything. The King Eternal gets picked next for the bucket list.

Starring: Winston as Lenny, Andrew as Mizetto, Chris as Dragonface, Tony as the High King Seebo, and Clark as the DM

Winston and Chris made a comic! Mother Nature and the Eco Friends <- Click this link the go buy a copy! Also, check out this fan art our Manuel made! We love you Manuel, thanks!

August 29, 2017
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Legion of Renob Episode 2d39: Conversations with a Dead Lord

The gang gets their shit together and finally decides to trod on towards the conclusion. Don’t let that fool you, they spend at least 15 minutes having a pointless conversation with people in magical glass orbs.

Starring: Tony as the High King Seebo, Chris as Dragonface, Andrew as Mizetto, Winston as Lenny Swifthands, and Clark as the Cat Herder

August 22, 2017
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Visitors of Renob Episode EXd6: A Mid-Summer Nightmare

Renob is joined by another talented Dungeons and Dragons player by the name of Summer! Watch her stuff on twitch here! https://www.twitch.tv/itsjustasummerjob

The Royal Jelly Courier Service gets a new intern, Dottie, and take a trip to the deep south. And by that I mean hell.

Starring: Chris as Flappy the Aasimar Paladin, Bobby as Prad Bitt Human Monk, Winston as Benson “Boom-Boom” Boulderbreaker Explosive Cleric, Summer as Dottie Human Rogue, and Clark as the DM once again

This below is Summer’s official episode doodle!

August 15, 2017
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Legion of Renob Episode 2d38: Chris Forever

The finale of the Chris arc. Chin Unleaded has a reckoning-a comin’. Probably.

Starring: Winston as Lenny, Andrew as Mizetto, Tony as High King Seebo, Clark as John Johnson, and Chris as the DM

August 11, 2017
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Legion of Renob Episode 2d37: Chris Returns

Chris’ arc of lunacy continues as things get just that much more banana balls. The gang finishes what they started, and Chris learns all about the joys of running large combat. Tony does a PvP and Clark feels the salt. Mizetto is back and better than ever.

Starring: Andrew as Mizetto the Cleric Dward, Winston as Lenny Swifthands Half-Elf Rogue, Tony as High King Seebo Wizard Gnome, Clark as John Johnson Elven Paladin, and Chris as the DM. Yes, still

Also, apologies for the episode dates being all wonky recently. The editor’s work schedule got shifted. Rest assured we are going to keep posting weekly and we will likely cement a day of the later.

August 1, 2017
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Legion of Renob Episode 2d36: The Chris Knight Rises

What’s scarier, one Dragonface-sized Terrasque or one Terrasque-sized Dragonface? Chris arc continues as we drift farther and farther down the path of insanity. Without Mizetto as a moral compass, things get a little… stabby?

Starring: Clark as John Johnson, Tony as the High King Seebo, Winston as Lenny Swifthands, and Chris as the DM

July 28, 2017
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Legion of Renob Episode 2d35: The Chris Knight

Oh man oh man. The reign of Chris continues as he pushes us further down the path of complete insanity. Seebo does a magic and misses. Lenny does a horse and also misses. John Johnson meets a man named Steve. Mizetto stays completely silent all episode.

Starring: Clark as John Johnson, Tony as High King Seebo, Winston as Lenny Swifthands, and Chris as the DM still tho

Also, special thanks to our main Manuel! Thank you for this awesome drawing! Anyone who makes us fan art is a winner in our books

July 18, 2017
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Legion of Renob Episode 2d34: Chris Begins

Finally we’re done with our dungeon crawl, and to the town of Respite or Refuge or whatever. But things get a little… weird?

Starring: Andrew as Mizetto, Tony as the High King Seebo, Winston as Lenny Swifthands, Clark as John Johnson(?), and Chris as the DM (?????)

Check out this wonderful rendition of Seebo by Looking for Group‘s own Lar DeSouza and colored by the ever fabulous Winston!

July 13, 2017
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Legion of Renob Episode 2d33: 8 Door Dungeon Part 4

The boys go through one last trial to free themselves from the shackles of dungeon crawling and to the escape the King! Will they successfully get through without murdering everyone else? At least one person might not go home… undigested!

Starring: Andrew as Mizetto, Chris as Dragonface, Winston as Lenny Swifthands, Tony as the High King Seebo, and Clark as the Dungeon Master

July 4, 2017
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Legion of Renob Episode 2d32: 8 Door Dungeon Part 3

The dungeoning continues with the visage of victory coming closer and closer into view, but there are still some trials to overcome! Also, the gang finds an uncomfortable glance into the potential future, if they meet their goals…

Starring: Winston as Lenny, Chris as Dragonface, Tony as High King Seebo, Andrew as Sexy Mizetto, and Clark the DM

June 27, 2017
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Legion of Renob Episode 2d31: 8 Door Dungeon Part 2

They boys attempt to escape the dungeon using one arcane focus as a key. Of course it wouldn’t be that easy, what kind of shmoe DM you think is running this game? The best kind of schmoe DM.

Starring: Andrew as Mizetto, Chris as Dragonface, Tony as the High King Seebo, Winston as Lenny Swifthands and Clark the the schmoe DM

June 24, 2017
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Renob Year 1 Anniversary: How We Met

Clark goes on a long monologue telling y’all how he met the boys.

Starring: Winston, Tony, Chris, Clark, Tyler (?!), Bobby (?!?!), and Bill (???)

June 20, 2017
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Renob Year One Anniversary: Everyone is John

We do something special today on this most special of occasions. Or maybe 2 things special! Stay tuned.

Starring: Clark, Chris, Andrew, and Winston as the Players and Tony as John

June 13, 2017
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Legion of Renob Episode 2d30: 8 Door Dungeon Part 1

The Legion fights against the mimic menace, and Mizetto goes on a quest of his own.

Starring: Chris as Dragonface, Tony as the High King Seebo, Winston as Lenny Swifthands, Andrew as Mizetto, and Clark as the DM

June 6, 2017
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Legion of Renob Episode 2d29: Mimic Mayhem

The Goons get to the basement of Castle Rolfenstien, where they quickly learn about the horrors lurking there. Will they escape the king or meet there likely doom within thems hallowed halls?

Starring Tony as Seebo, Chris as Dragonface, Andrew as Mizetto, Winston as Lenny, and Clark as the DM

May 30, 2017
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Legion of Renob Episode 2d28: The Metal Album Cover Volume 2 Track 2

The boys fight a lich and meet the King again. Hopefully they will not die.

Starring: Winston as Lenny, Chris as Dragonface, Andrew as Mizetto, Tony as High King Seebo, and Clark as the… King Eternal (???)

May 23, 2017
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Legion of Renob Episode 2d27: The Metal Album Cover Volume 2

Mass Combat Comes back to Renob as the boys go to head to head with some horrible goonies of the Land Eternal.

Starring: Tony as the High King Seebo, Winston as Lenny Swifthands, Chris as Dragonface, Andrew as Mizetto, and Clark as the DM

May 18, 2017
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Legion of Renob Episode 2d26: The King’s First Name

The gang arrives back at Eveton to figure out what happened to Guard Captain Lanius and the princesses that came before Evelyn. Mizetto gets put on the chopping block for not preparing the right spells, and makes up for it almost instantly. The Goons finally nail the King’s first name.

Starring: Andrew as Mizetto, Tony as High King Seebo, Winston as Lenny, Chris as Dragonface, and Clark as the DM

Thanks to Lurai on Twitter for this beautiful picture of Mizetto!

May 9, 2017
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Legion of Renob Episode 2d25: The Italian Renob

Heist time! Will the sneaky carnival thieves pull of the most poorly planned caper of a lifetime?

Probably!

Starring: Chris as the Brawn, Winston as the Mouth, Tony as the Brains, and Andrew as Mizetto
Also the DM Clark was there

April 25, 2017
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Legion of Renob Episode 2d24: The (un)Usual Suspects

A slight recap and then back into things, the gang starts planning a heist to get back their stolen loot and resolve some side gumbo in the process.

Starring: Tony as High King Seebo, Chris as Dragonface, Andrew as Mizetto, Winston as Lenny Swifthands, and Clark as the greasy DM.

April 18, 2017
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Legion of Renob Episode 2d23: The Blight of the Dread Lord Mericross

Lenny, Mizetto, and Seebo all continue their quest to make money for the Resistance cause. More sidequests anyone?

Starring: Winston as Lenny, Tony as Seebo, Andrew as Mizetto, and Clark as Not Dragonface

April 11, 2017
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Legion of Renob Episode 2d22: Me Lenny, You Jane

Deeper do the gooberts go into the woods. They need to find a man as white as bread, corpses as red as blood, scales as yellow as corn, and a dwarf as pure as gold.

Starring: Winston as Lenny Swifthands, Tony as High King Seebo, Chris as Dragonface (who has to skedaddle mid-session the bastard), Andrew as Mizetto, and Clark as Mistrz Lochów

April 4, 2017
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Legion of Renob Special Episode: Dragonface’s Redemption

Dragonface finally gets his act together, and apologizes for all of those awful things he’s done. What he does will surprise you…

Starring: Chris as Dragonface, Tony as the High King Seebo, Winston as Lenny, Clark as the DM, and Tyler Rolfe as the Producer

March 28, 2017
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Visitors of Renob Episode 1EX5: The Sometimes Coworkers Part 2

The second part of our episode featuring James from the Sometimes Heroes Podcast! Our coworker couriers eventually get to the hellmouth. The name fits!

Listen to the first one first!

Starring: Tony as Maximilius Dragoon, Winston as Benson “Boom-Boom” Boulderbreaker, Clark as Petals Tripnitch, and introducing Bobby as Prad Bitt

March 28, 2017
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Visitors of Renob Episode 1EX4: The Sometimes Coworkers Part 1

The Royal Jelly Courier Service is under audit! Will the couriers be thrown into remediation camp?! Find out this week!

Special Guest Starring James from the Sometimes Heroes Podcast as our first ever guest GM!

Starring: Tony as Maximilius Dragoon the Bard, Winston as Benson “Boom-Boom” Boulderbreaker the Explosive Cleric, Clark as Petals Tripnitch with Rogue, and introducing Bobby as Prad Bitt the Monk

March 21, 2017
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Legion of Renob Episode 2d21: The Bulletin Bored

The gang is tasked to do some odd jobs before the Princess’ 25th birthday and her eventual and probably inevitable death, to help the Resistance fortify a castle. Where else do that besides the Bulletin Board?!

Starring: Tony as High King Seebo, Andrew as Mizetto, Winston as Lenny Swifthands, Chris as Dragonface, and Clark as the guy who does all this for free for some reason

March 14, 2017
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Legion of Renob Episode 2d20: High King Seebo, Attorney at Law

Some crimes should not be done in broad daylight in the middle of a crowded city. The famous court drama of Renob has its debut!

Starring: Winston as Lenny, Chris as Dragonface, Andrew as Mizetto, and Tony as the High King Seebo
Also Clark as too many characters.

March 2, 2017
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Legion of Renob Episode 2d19: Ale and Arenas!

The most trying of all challenges, the goobs attempt to make money legitimately in the arena!

Starring: Chris as Dragonface, Tony as High King Seebo, Andrew as Mizetto, Winston as Lenny, and Clark as one tired boy

February 21, 2017
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Legion of Renob Episode 2d18: Resistance is Futile

Oh man so much happens this episode! Our boy Seebo finds out more information on his life quest. Dragonface phones home. Some characters return from Season 1 and new characters are introduced.

Starring: Chris as Dragonface, Tony as High King Seebo, Winston as Lenny Swifthands, Andrew as Mizetto, and Clark as the Dergon Mrrster

February 7, 2017
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Legion of Renob Episode 2d17: Aren’t You Glade You Came?

The boys go into the glades and hate most of it. They meet a celebrity and finally get to the resistance.

Starring: Tony as High King Seebo, Chris as Dragonface, Winston as Lenny Swifthands, Andrew as Mizetto, and Clark as the DM

January 31, 2017
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Legion of Renob Episode 2d16: The Spooky Kabuki

The gang comes across a pretty chill dude in the woods. They promptly ruin it.

Starring: Andrew as Mizetto, Chris as Dragonface, Tony as the High King Seebo, Winston as Lenny, and Clark as the DM

A comedic Dungeons and Dragons Podcast

January 23, 2017
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Legion of Renob Episode 2d15: Inn No Great Danger

The gooberts make their way towards Belhair, a town where they’re told to meet the resistance by a small, adorable cat creature. It takes some rolling to get there.

Starring: Tony as Seebo, Winston as Lenny, Chris as Dragonface, Andrew as Mizetto, and Clark as the DM

January 17, 2017
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Legion of Renob Episode 2d14: The Dead God and the Vengeful Dragon

The DM gets some time to sidebar with his players as they go talk to the King Eternal about the weird happenings, and learn some truths.

Starring: Tony as High King Seebo, Andrew as Mizetto, Winston as Lenny Swifthands, Chris as Dragonface, and Clark as the DM

Carry weight be damned
Winston has that art mojo out the ears

Here is an awesome gif Winston made of Lenny’s Inventory throughout the first two seasons! No spoilers!

January 10, 2017
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Legion of Renob Episode 2d13: What the Hex is Going On?

The goobs finally get to the bottom of this Dungeons and Dragons mystery, to discover that the only mystery is why they’re still together.

Starring Andrew as Mizetto, Chris as Dragonface, Tony as High King Seebo, Winston as Lenny Swifthands, Clark as the DM, and special guest Tyler Rolfe

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Here’s a cool drawing by the ever-skilled Winston!

January 2, 2017
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Legion of Renob Episode 2d12: A Pup Named Draggy-Doo

The adventure in the Belchard Estate continues! Dragonface faced assassination! Will he survive?! Crossing my fingers no! The rest of the gang goes to bed only to discover a mystery unfolding before their very eyes!

Starring: Chris as Dragonface, Andrew as Mizetto, Tony as High King Seebo, Winston as Lenny Swifthands, Clark as the DM, and special guest star Tyler Rolfe

December 29, 2016
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Visitors of Renob Episode 1EX3: Mystery of the Lilies Part 2

The second part to our epic mini-campaign starring the wonderful artists of Daughter of the Lilies! The gang discovers more clues involving the disappearance of the small village of Tiny Bottom’s alchemist. What ensues was described as “basically like the UPS man coming up to your door and stabbing you.”
Starring: Andrew as Shoot the Pixie, Chris as Flappy, Winston as Boom-Boom Boulderbreaker, Tony as Sir Dragoon, Clark as the DM, Tyler Rolfe as the unlucky bystander, and featuring Yoko as Nibbles McSkullypants and Meg as Lizzy (as drawn by her, below!)

By Meg
by Meg Syv! Look her up foo!

Also here is a link to Yoko’s picture of Nibbles!

A Dungeons and Dragons Podcast!

December 28, 2016
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Visitors of Renob Episode 1EX2: Mystery of the Lilies Part 1

Another exciting guest comes to Renob! Or wait… is that 2?! Yes, the lovely creators of Daughter of the Lilies have joined us for a Dungeons and Dragons Adventure! We recorded so much content, it’s going to released in two parts! Expect the next part later this week!

Starring: Andrew as Shoot the Pixie, Chris as Flappy, Winston as Boom-Boom Boulderbreaker, Tony as Sir Dragoon, Clark as the DM, and featuring Yoko as Nibbles McSkullypants and Meg as Lizzy

A Comedic 5th Edition Dungeons and Dragons Podcast!

December 20, 2016
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Visitors of Renob Episode 1EX1: Whompin’ in a Winter Wonderland

Our first ever guest episode! Featuring one of our favorite artist, Ronnie Filyaw from Whomp! Comics! The goobs morph into different party members from Royal Jelly Courier and Bounty Service to go on their own Holiday adventure!

Starring: Winston as Boom-Boom Boulderbreaker, Tony as Maximilius Dragoon, Andrew as Shoot the Pixie, Chris as Flappy, Clark as the DM, and Ronnie as Waylif Einnor

A Comedic Dungeons and Dragons Podcast!

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December 13, 2016
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Legion of Renob Episode 2d11: Dwarves in the Mansions, Salt in the Mines

The goobs go visit the estate of Duke Belchard and his family. Wait, before that, inter party conflict. Because why not? Goddammit.

Starring: Chris as the Instigator, Winston as the Victim, Tony as the Bystander, Andrew as Mizetto, Clark the DM, and Special Guest Tyler Rolfe

A 5th Edition D&D comedy(?) podcast

December 6, 2016
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Legion of Renob Episode 2d10: Big Bad Beetle Battle

The gang fights Skitter Bugman, a crazy elf man with a bunch of beetle pets in the Terrasque’s Apartment.

Starring: Andrew as Mizetto, Winston as Lenny Swifthands, Tony as High King Seebo, and Chris as Dragonface

A D&D Podcast!

November 29, 2016
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Legion of Renob Episode 2d9: A Complex Apartment

The Legion figures out exactly where they are and they can barely handle it. Weird twist with some classic dungeon hi-jinks mixed in. The DM could barely keep his shit together.

Starring Andrew as Mizetto, Chris as Dragonface, Tony as High King Seebo, Winston as Lenny Swifthands, Clark as the DM, and Returning Special Guest Tyler Rolfe

A Comedic Dungeons and Dragons Podcast!

November 22, 2016
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Legion of Renob Episode 2d8: The Political Landscape

A sidequest? Will Lenny ever get his Driver’s Licence? Will they ever find the Beetle’s dank treasure? Will Mizetto and the Princess make out? Find out this week on the Legion of Renob!

Starring: Andrew as Mizetto, Tony as the High King Seebo, Chris as Dragonface, Winston as Lenny, Clark as the DM, and special guest star Tyler Rolfe

November 15, 2016
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Legion of Renob Episode 2d7: Buh-Bye Badbarians

You know what a good solution to organized crime is? Protests? Neighborhood watch? No, the goobs said, lets go with a murder hole.

Starring: Andrew as Mizetto, Winston as Lenny Swifthands, Tony as High King Seebo, Chris as Dragonface, and Clark as the sole witness

A dungeons and dragons podcast!

November 11, 2016
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(Fan) Art Friday: Dragonface and the King Eternal

Here’s the image that Winston made on a note card of Dragonface talking about the assassins that went after the King, using a severed hand as a puppet. Rest in peace that guy.

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November 9, 2016
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Legion of Renob Episode 2d6: Who are the Badbarians?

The team decides, after much debate, to deal with the Badbarian threat. Heaven knows what that means.

Starring: Chris as Dragonface, Tony as HK Seebo, Winston as Lenny Swifthands, Andrew as Mizetto, and Clark as the real greaser among you.

October 31, 2016
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Legion of Renob Episode 2d5: Meet the Badbarians

The goobs get back from their spooky interlude, feeling refreshed and spookless. They follow along with the shopping trip- for now!

Starring Tony as High King Seebo, Andrew as Mizetto, Chris as Dragonface, Winston as Lenny Swifthands, and Clark as the guy who can’t think up good names on the fly.

A Dungeons and Dragons Podcast!

October 25, 2016
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Legion of Renob Episode 2d4: Halloween Spookems Part 2

The Halloween Hijinks continue! After getting down with some spooky skeletons, the gang goes ham on some vengeful spirits.
Starring Andrew as Mizetto, Chris as Dragonface, Winston as Lenny Swifthands, Tony as High King Seebo, and Clark as the Lord of Spook

The second part of our Halloween Special!

October 25, 2016
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Legion of Renob Episode 2d3: Halloween Spookems Part 1

The gang gets pulled out of their reality for some well timed spooky subplot.

Tony as High King Seebo, Andrew as Mizetto, Chris as Dragonface, Winston as Lenny Swifthands, and Clark as the Spookmaster

The first of a two part episode special for Halloween!

October 18, 2016
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Legion of Renob Episode 2d2: Whorganizing a Revolution

The goobs learn of their new quest, to protect the Princess Evelyn of the Land of the King Eternal. Dragonface gets a concubine. Lenny’s parrot gets snagged, and he swears revenge. Seebo and Mizetto just chill.

Starring: Tony as High King Seebo, Chris as Dragonface, Andrew as Mizetto, Winston as Lenny, and Clark as the head Whorganizer

A comedic DnD podcast!

October 11, 2016
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Legion of Renob Episode 2d1: The Animorphs Fancast

We’re back! The goobs try and go do something and the DM railroads them into a quest of kingly proportions. Mizetto makes a deal with a big naked dude.
Starring: Winston as Lenny Swifthands, Andrew as Mizetto, Tony as the High King Seebo, and Chris as Dragonface

A comedic Dungeons and Dragons podcast!

October 4, 2016
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Legion of Renob Episode 1d20: NoHoldsBard, We Hardly Knew Ye

The gang get together to finish their business on the Isle of NoHoldsBard so they can move onto their next adventure. Dragonface recruits some toughs, Lenny pays for his mistakes, Seebo gets some magicians, and Mizetto is cool as a cucumber.

Starring: Chris as Dragonface, Andrew as Mizetto, Tony as the High King Seebo, Winston as Lenny Swifthands, and Clark as the DM

A dungeons and dragons podcast!

September 20, 2016
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Legion of Renob Season 1 Retrospective

The goobs sit around the campfire and talk about their feelings- I mean, talk about the podcast.

September 7, 2016
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Legion of Renob Episode 1d19: To Kill a God (Finale!)

Wow! A whole season of this nonsense! Lenny, Dragonface, Mizetto, and Seebo team up with Truce-Breaker and all of their favorite goobs to kill Ellryefort. Thanks for sticking with us! <3 Starring Tony as High King Seebo, Winston as Lenny Swifthands, Andrew as Mizetto, Chris as Dragonface, and Clark as the DM who is also the editor of all this crazy bullshit Our comedic Dungeons and Dragons Podcast!

August 30, 2016
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Legion of Renob Episode 1d18: Unexpected Plot Holes

The gang wants to finish the quest and get their dicks back, but first they gotta kill a god. NBD.
Starring Winston as Lenny, Chris as Dragonface, Tony as Seebo, Andrew as Mizetto, and Clark as the DM who didn’t expect a murder hole.

A Comedic Dungeons and Dragons Podcast!

August 23, 2016
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Legion of Renob Episode 1d17: Statue of Limitations

The goon squad decides that they should go talk to Ellryefort, the God they were tasked to kill, before they kill him. Great idea guys. Then they go visit Truce-Breaker’s bachelor pad. Not as froggy as they expected.

Starring: Chris as Dragonface, Andrew as Mizetto, Tony as High King Seebo, Winston as Lenny Swifthands, and Clark as the DM whose running out of NPC’s to do intros

A comedic Dungeons and Dragons Podcast!

August 9, 2016
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Legion of Renob Episode 1d16: The Metal Album Cover

The gang goes to find the last shard. They let free the ocean of fishmen as Truce-Breaker blots out the sun. A massive encounter happens in the desert. Fish heads and frog legs everywhere. It’s nuts.

Starring: Winston as Lenny, Andrew as Mizetto, Tony as Seebo, Chris as Dragonface, and Clark as the DM who sounds insane

A comedic DnD Podcast!

August 2, 2016
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Legion of Renob Episode 1d15: Renobmania!

After the infighting that was the last episodes, the gang decides to probably not do that anymore, and goes to fight the boss instead. Feudal Japan just got a little more awful, brother.

Starring: Chris as Dragonface, Tony as Seebo, Andrew as Mizetto, Winston as Lenny, and Clark as the DM who makes a lot of WWE references but knows nothing about professional wrestling

A comedic Dungeons and Dragons Podcast!

July 27, 2016
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Legion of Renob Episode 1d14: Crouching Dino, Hidden Ninja

The gang fights a T-Rex and almost gets murderkilled until Dragonface gets an idea. Mizetto gets upset with a certain characters actions. You’ll never guess who! Also, we’re in Japan now.

Feat: Tony as Seebo, Andrew as Mizetto, Chris as Dragonface, Winston as Lenny, and Clark as the DM who can’t speak good Japanese.

A comedic D&D Podcast!

July 19, 2016
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Legion of Renob Episode 1d13: Get on with it!

Dragonface finally rejoins the group, and finds his lost trident. The gang returns the shard aether to Truce-Breaker, who promptly sends them to find the third shard. They then waste time.

Starring: Tony as the High King Seebo, Winston as Lenny Swifthands, Chris as Dragonface, Andrew as Mizetto, and Clark as the Dupe Manager

A comedic Dungeons and Dragons Podcast!

July 15, 2016
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(Fan) Art Friday: The Campfire

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New Legion Tradition! If you wanna send it a piece of fan art, we’ll post it here. If not, we’ll just post one of our quick sketches. This one was lovingly created by Winston, the slick talker who plays as Lenny Swifthands. Good work Winston!

July 13, 2016
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Legion of Renob Episode 1d12: Weekend at Beardy’s

It is still technically Tuesday in my timezone.  Dragonface loses his trident and goes to look for it.  Instead of helping him, the rest of the gang goes to a sick party.

Starring: Andrew as Mizetto, Tony as Seebo, Winston as Lennay, and Clark as the DM who talks to himself far too much

A comedic DnD Podcast!

July 5, 2016
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Legion of Renob Episode 1d11: Slow Your Rolls, Homies

The Legion takes a moment to rest on their stolen vessel, but realize they were bamboozled.  They run into some unscrupulous assholes on the way.

Starring: Tony as Seebo, Winston as Lenny, Chris as Dragonface, Andrew as Mizetto, and Clark as the DM who needs throat lozenges.

A Dungeons and Dragons Podcast!

June 28, 2016
The Legion of Renob

Legion of Renob Episode 1d10: Fish Fingers and Dragon Poop

The adventuring crew comes to the crux of the dungeon and things get nuts.  Will they find the McGuffin?  Starring: Winston as Lenny, Tony as Seebo, Andrew as Mizetto, Clark as DM and Chris as Dragonface

A comedic Dungeons and Dragons Podcast!

June 21, 2016
The Legion of Renob

Legion of Renob Episode 1d9: Armored to the Dragonteeth

I wasn’t quite sure if I was supposed to spell armor like armour, but then I realized this was America.  Dragonface puts on a suit of animated armer and they have to deal with the consequences.  Also, Seebo solves a puzzle.  Starring: Tony as Seebo, Chris as Dragonface, Andrew as Mizetto, and Winston as Lenny

A comedic DnD Podcast!

June 14, 2016
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Legion of Renob Episode 1d8: Like I’m Trapped in a Mirror, Woah-Oh

The team finds a shrine, where they’re supposed to get their second McGuffin.  They all meet bizzarro versions of them. Dragonface does something that switches him from Chaotic Neutral to Chaotic Evil.

Feat: Winston as Lenny, Tony as Seebo, Chris as Dragonface, Clark as DM, and Andrew as Mizetto

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June 7, 2016
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Legion of Renob Episode 1d7: Domestic Dispute Aboard the Crusty Seaman

Lenny has a spat with an old hanger on.  Dragonface wants to burn down a forest.  The team meets the god they are supposed to kill. The party makes the DM talk to himself. (Thanks for sticking around passed the audio problems during the last two episodes, y’all.)

Feat: Winston as Lenny, Tony as Seebo, Chris as Dragonface, Clark as DM, and Andrew as Mizetto

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May 31, 2016
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Legion of Renob Episode 1d6: Lenny Swifthands, King of the Pirates

The gang gives Truce-Breaker the first mcguffin, and finds out the Rat’s Gallery, the slaver ship that took them to the island, is still around. They devise a plan to steal it.

Starring: Andrew as Mizzetto, Chris as Dragonface, Clark as DM, Tony as Seebo, and Winston as Lenny. (Apologies for a few audio clips)

A D&D Podcast!

May 24, 2016
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Legion of Renob Episode 1d5: Enter Duckface, Exit Sanity

The gang walks into what could potentially be a dangerous trap. They go to a polymorphy potion store. Things get weird.  Then, Dragonface meets his new, longtime companion.

Starring: Andrew as Mizzetto, Chris as Dragonface, Clark as DM, Tony as Seebo, and Winston as Lenny. (Apologies for a few audio clips)

A Comedic Dungeons and Dragons Podcast!

May 16, 2016
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Legion of Renob Episode 1d4: The Burning Brothel

The Legion of Renob Episode 4!

The gang goes back for revenge on a bunch of intelec stealin’ brain eaters, and gets a nasty surprise. Zao gets his first big crit.  Everyone claps.

Starring: Andrew as Mizzetto, Chris as Dragonface, Clark as DM, Tony as Seebo, and Winston as Lenny

A Comedic Dungeons and Dragons Podcast!

May 1, 2016
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Legion of Renob Episode 1d3: Hooker Horror

The Legion of Renob Episode 3!

The gang tries to pick up some ladies and fails miserably. Seebo somehow finishes part of the main quest. Mizetto gets lucky with a medusa.

Starring:

Andrew as the Dwarven Cleric, Mizetto
Chris as the Fighter Dragonborn, Dragonface
Clark as the Dungeon Master
Tony as the Wizard Gnome, High King Seebo
Winston as the Half-Elf Rogue, Lenny Swifthands

A comedic dnd podcast!

May 1, 2016
The Legion of Renob

Legion of Renob Episode 1d2: Land Hos!

The Legion of Renob Episode 2!

The adventuring crew are freed from the boat, and find themselves thrust into an adventure with a mysterious, sort of gross, warlock.  How will they not screw this up?

Starring:

Tony as the Wizard Gnome, High King Seebo
Chris as the Fighter Dragonborn, Dragonface
Andrew as the Dwarven Cleric, Mizetto
Winston as the Half-Elf Rogue, Lenny Swifthands
Clark as the Dungeon Master

A comedic dungeons and dragons podcast!

May 1, 2016
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Legion of Renob Episode 1d1: A Pirate Ship with No Booty

Welcome to the Legion of Renob!

In most D&D campaigns, you start in a tavern. In this D&D campaign, these goobs get kidnapped and forced onto a slave ship. Hijinks ensue. Kinda.

Starring:

Tony as the Wizard Gnome, High King Seebo
Chris as the Fighter Dragonborn, Dragonface
Andrew as the Dwarven Cleric, Mizetto
Winston as the Half-Elf Rogue, Lenny Swifthands
Clark as the Dungeon Master

A comedic Dungeons and Dragons Podcast!